[Leaplist] FREE SCSI Server, with SCSI Stuff!

[patrick]

Have a dual Pentium Pro server, running dual 200 mhz processors, running
Linux, with monitor, keyboard and mouse, and power cables!

NOT a rack unit, but, a TOWER, exceeding anything you can imagine!  Open
bays for 15 SCSI CD drives!  Internal space for another 8 IDE or SCSI
drives!  Boxes of extra drives are INCLUDED in this deal of the Millenium!

Would serve as a great END TABLE! Put on a glass top and host a party!

About the size of a LARGE night stand, but, then you would not ever want
it to be running in a BEDROOM!

It runs great (in a sound proofed room)!  It is on wheels, (it has to
be, as it is the weight of a small refrigerator - or, a safe!), has SCSI
drives, burners, and 7 fans!  Comes with spare parts!  Bring your truck!

Last chance on this once in a lifetime deal!  Colors are dark grey and
BLACK!  A great conversation piece and it will mystify and impress your
non-geek friends!  Caution: keep women, children, and small pets at a
distance!

Has both PCI and ISA slots!  Pretty LEDs are behind screen front panel.
Actually very stylish in a FORBIDDEN PLANET type of theme.

It cries out for intelligent life forms to attempt to comprehend it's
vast resources!

Expect to spend some time with this anachronism, it's video is
s..l.. o..w..!  But, it does fine service as a web server!

Hurry!  Call or Write me!  Be the first on YOUR planet to own one!

The fine print: Offer subject to first come, first serve, as there is
ONLY ONE (1)!

Also:  (Offer void outside Continental USA, and must be insane to want
to have this, or, if not insane, you will be, from the noise. Donation
is not subject to any prejudiced visions of superior speed,
capabilities, or coding. All fantasies of being a system administrator
are restricted to the new owner, not transferable).  Not returnable,
unless accompanied by large amounts of cash or swag.