[Leaplist] Translate please.

[Bryan J. Smith]

Bejing China --

Today, Linux Plus announced the availability of the Homer 
Plus desktop for Linux.  The new, all powerful desktop computing platform has been hailed by critics as a giant leap backward, and more like Windows which everyone seems to want.

Featuring patented "Doh!" technology, the Homer desktop presents the user with three simplified user interfaces. Screen one is blank, and matches the familar display when the monitor is turned off.  Screen two is the patented blue screen of death, recently licensed from Microsoft c/o Novell. Screen three is unknown, and we were neither able to find information on the mode nor see it, but Linux Plus says its so advanced, you often see it but don't know you have.

Lastly, the new desktop features built-in entertainment software. One of the most popular is called BS - where you go around Bit-Smacking fellow Linux users while calling them naive, ignorant and IBM loving fools - all while you blame everyone else why you don't have any friends.  It's been a smash hit with the commie bastards in charge.

With such a powerful and fun new desktop now available from Bejing's own Linux Plus, we believe the American trade deficit will only increase as the greedy American consumers will order it instead of hotcakes. All while the software utterly destroys American productivity and way of life, forcing everyone to vote Democrat (and eventually Communist) to fund the new welfare states of America.

Yes, this is one Linux that will make Bill Gates himself proud. After all, he invented Linux as it is just a copy of Windows now.  I mean, Linux doesn't have Clippy, and Windows XP doesn't either. Coincidence? We don't think so!

-- 
Sent from my Treo

-----Original Message-----
From:  Homer Whittaker 
Date:  06.11.13 17:21
To:  LEAP is Linux Enthusiasts and Professionals,  a Linux User Group.
Subj:  [Leaplist] Translate please.

This is from a Linux company in Beijing, China. 
Would someone please translate it for me?

http://www.linuxplus.cn/org/

Homer Whittaker

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